HAMMERTIME

HAMMERTIME

Ph. by Nikki Tomayo

  Oh, hammer pants. With your droopy, elongated bum and your too-loose thighs and calf-hugging form, I wonder--how do you flatter people? Well, I guess this outfit is my solution to the question that's been nagging people since the beginning of their appreance in the late 80s. Start by drawing attention to your waist with a bright belt, then balancing the volume with something fitted (tailored blazer, natch) and finally, elongating your legs with some major platforms. And there you have it. Hammer pants you can touch!

Wearing a vintage velvet blazer and yellow belt, nude tank and white mesh top courtesy of American Apparel, pants courtesy of Trooops, bullet + crystal necklace courtesy of La Dama and Sonia Rykiel for H&M shoes.

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